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The Mullet Luke Page
   
Welcome to the Mullet Luke page.

He used to have a raging mullet, as shown in this photo, but now it is just a heinous curly mess on his head. This page will update good anecdotes and the current status of Luke...

If you are lucky enough to know luke, you can suggest a Luke Fact! I'll even give you credit on the page!



  • He lives in a tent in the woods (Well, he moved out after a few months... Pretty impressive, though!)
  • His sister pays people to be his friends.
  • He's given to the sauce... and denies it like a true alcoholic.
  • He claims the "World is his bathroom"
  • His mother suspected he was gay when he was a teen.
  • He sold his bike built for two after he mutually broke up with his girlfriend ('mutual' is suspect).
  • He's from Connecticut, which is pretty funny in itself.
  • He strips naked for Mormon Missionaries at the drop of a hat.
  • He gets his hair cut at the "Little Hair House"... bad name, good cut.
  • He types with worse posture than I do.
  • He shared a cube of butter with my dog, Tubbs.
  • "Why does Luke keep asking me what an "idiot savant" is? I think he believes he actually is one..."
         Submitted by J. Alpert
  • "He tries to practice spanish with his chihuahua, he says he will be fluent some day."
         Submitted by J. Marshall
  • He was just dropped from RankPeople.com: pretty sad day!



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